Born in Munich, Germany, blonde, bush-baring actress Katharina Abt is a staple on her native country’s boob tube, which, as most know, is not restricted by the same puritanical censors that snip away the good parts here on our homegrown boobless tube. Take the family drama Die Albertis, about a happily married housewife whose life is turned upside down when her husband’s bestie tells her he loves her. It’s pretty standard TV drama, but what we don’t get in The US of A is the T and A stuff, like Katharina taking a bubble bath with her chest bubbles floating to the top of the steamy waters. The nicest look at her Deutschlands is in the theatrical feature Bronsteins Kinder (1991). It’s a drama about a guy who hates his dad, where Katharina plays an actress who keeps taking roles as the victim in holocaust movies. We’re just glad that in the real world, Katharina opted for a role in a film that involved showing her globes. She’s making it with, presumably, one of the Bronsteins, when the two lovebirds are interrupted. That sends the naked couple racing out from one another’s arms, giving audiences a glance at her boobs and muff. That’s the kinder of cinema we like to watch! They should have called the movie the Bronstein Bares! Sure, we’d fight over Bronstein or Bronstain and blame the Mandela effect, but man we’ll never forget that perky pair! Her last flash came when she gets naked for some forest sex in Die Verzauberung (2007). While she’s still acting in movies like the absurd Hitler comes back to Germany in the modern day comedy Look Who’s Back (2015), the old man cop show Pensioner Cops and the beer loving cop show Die-Rosenheim-Cops Katharina keeps copping out and failing to give us another nude scene. A chance to see Katharina naked again? That’s what we’re talking abt!
